1 00:00:04,005 --> 00:00:07,973 Ooh, Saturday morning. Gotta make pancakes! 2 00:00:12,313 --> 00:00:14,491 You're imitating me, aren't you? 3 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:16,115 Kids! Breakfast is ready! 4 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:19,251 - Hurry up! Getting cold! - Isn't that cute? 5 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:23,155 Fine! Don't eat! I cook, I clean! 6 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:26,425 - When do I get to have a life?! - That's enough, sweetheart. 7 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:29,528 I'm sick and tired of picking up after you kids! 8 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:32,531 - Cut it out. - We spoiled them all. 9 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:34,532 Good morning. 10 00:00:34,634 --> 00:00:37,535 Remember, after breakfast you have to drive me to Mindy's. 11 00:00:37,637 --> 00:00:39,883 You promised to take us to the sweater outlet. 12 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:42,540 You can drive around the block until we're through. 13 00:00:42,642 --> 00:00:45,410 - Then take us to the mall, OK? - You're going to the mall? 14 00:00:45,512 --> 00:00:47,490 Could you pick me up weights for my barbells? 15 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:51,049 I need a couple of 50-pounders and hundreds, if they fit in the back. 16 00:00:51,151 --> 00:00:53,719 Want me to pick up an anvil while I'm at it? 17 00:00:53,821 --> 00:00:55,854 Oh, Saturday morning! 18 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:58,623 The entire weekend lies before us like a vast... 19 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,658 couple of days. 20 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:03,195 So, Frannie, any plans for the weekend? 21 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:06,331 Oh, yeah. I've got a whole list of exciting things to do. 22 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:08,400 Good, good. So long as the top of that list 23 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:11,736 has the words "Earl's breakfast" written on it. 24 00:01:11,838 --> 00:01:13,938 And how is my little guy this morning? 25 00:01:14,041 --> 00:01:16,119 I don't know why I married you! 26 00:01:16,143 --> 00:01:20,312 - Ow! Oh, my head! - Uh-huh. 27 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:26,418 Oh, dear. Well, maybe we can glue it back together. 28 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,154 No. The last time we did that I couldn't get my hat off. 29 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:31,789 Gee. Isn't that the fourth pan he broke this month? 30 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:34,926 - Uh, I think it's the fifth. - Sixth, if you count the wok. 31 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:36,773 Well, we'll just buy another one. 32 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:38,596 You shouldn't have to do that. 33 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:41,767 If they break so easily maybe you should complain to the company. 34 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:44,302 Yeah, like a lot of good that'll do. 35 00:01:44,404 --> 00:01:47,105 As president of the Myman pan company, 36 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:50,375 I've always taken great pride in the quality of our product. 37 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:52,678 That's why I wanted to come by personally. 38 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:56,548 Because I'm sincerely interested in what you, the consumer, have to say. 39 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:59,618 - Your pan broke. - You're lying through your teeth. 40 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,687 I'm telling you, six pans all broke in the same way. 41 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:05,224 Please, Mrs. Sinclair! 42 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:08,093 Myman pans may rust, they may crack, 43 00:02:08,195 --> 00:02:11,063 they may even shed little pieces of lead into your food, 44 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:16,034 but I guarantee you these pans don't just break under normal use. 45 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,036 Mmm, we'll just see about that. 46 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:22,040 Oooh, I can see myself. 47 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,075 Really? 48 00:02:24,177 --> 00:02:29,647 - Ow! - Here. 49 00:02:29,749 --> 00:02:33,118 - That's not normal use. - It is around here. 50 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:37,256 Oh... Well, I could give you your money back, 51 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:39,457 but then I'd have less money. 52 00:02:39,559 --> 00:02:42,027 There's got to be another way. 53 00:02:42,129 --> 00:02:48,100 And here it is! Our research boys just came up with it: The P-2000. 54 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:51,603 The dawn of a new pan age. 55 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:54,372 Go ahead, little fella, give it a whack. 56 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:55,707 Get the ice pack, Fran. 57 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:59,444 Come on. Closer. 58 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:03,147 Not... the... mama! 59 00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:10,288 I can't believe it! It didn't break! 60 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:12,391 This pan is pretty good. 61 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:15,793 Hey, wait a minute. "This pan is pretty good." 62 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:17,396 I like it! 63 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:20,965 I can see it on every billboard, every bus stop. 64 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:23,368 Baby hits father with new pan and says... 65 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:25,670 This pan is pretty good. 66 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:29,073 It'll sell millions! What do you say, Mrs. Sinclair? 67 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:33,211 Your baby and that guy's head: A major advertising campaign. 68 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:36,948 - We'll electrify the nation! - Well, I don't know... 69 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:40,852 - You've got yourself a deal. - Then put 'er there. 70 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:43,354 But I'm only negotiating with one of you. 71 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:18,656 Honey, I'm home. 72 00:04:24,298 --> 00:04:25,764 Aaah! 73 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,400 - Ohh! - Ow! 74 00:04:29,502 --> 00:04:31,436 - Ow! - Ooh! 75 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:33,138 Aah! 76 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:44,416 Let me see! 77 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:47,886 - Come on, Mama! Let me see! - Oh, Monica, it's all so exciting! 78 00:04:47,987 --> 00:04:51,222 The cameras, the lights, everybody hovering around us! 79 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:56,093 And the advertising executive told me they just adore my baby. 80 00:04:56,195 --> 00:04:58,696 Ooh, the camera loves me. 81 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:01,533 And the money we make can pay for his college education. 82 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,012 - Oh... - College? 83 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:04,669 Oh, they'll adore me there too. 84 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:07,773 Oh! And Mr. Myman said the magazine ad came out so well, 85 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:10,575 he wants us to do television commercials! 86 00:05:10,677 --> 00:05:11,976 And that's even more money! 87 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:14,524 Gee, Fran, are you sure you want to get so... 88 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:17,615 - involved in all that? - What's that supposed to mean? 89 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:22,053 Well, it's just so easy to get your head turned by these show business guys. 90 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,489 I mean, it's a glamorous world... 91 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:27,192 When did you become such an expert on show business? 92 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:29,660 Well, I dated a producer once. 93 00:05:29,762 --> 00:05:32,363 I don't suppose that makes me an expert, but I... 94 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:36,067 Then I appreciate your concern, Monica, but please don't worry. 95 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,369 Earl and I are not rushing into anything. 96 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:40,305 Quick, Frannie! Grab a pen! 97 00:05:40,407 --> 00:05:42,307 It's time to sign our lives away! 98 00:05:42,409 --> 00:05:44,309 Oh, Earl! Is that our contract? 99 00:05:44,411 --> 00:05:47,946 You know it. Go on, sign it on my back, just like in the movies. 100 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:49,113 Yeah. 101 00:05:49,215 --> 00:05:50,982 There's a lot of small print there. 102 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:53,384 You think you should have someone look it over? 103 00:05:53,486 --> 00:05:55,520 Just so you don't make a mistake? 104 00:05:55,622 --> 00:05:58,289 What do you think, Earl? Should we listen to Monica? 105 00:05:58,392 --> 00:06:00,625 After all, she is an expert in show business. 106 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:04,929 - She dated a producer once. - Wow! Face it, Monica. 107 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:08,600 You're jealous because no one wants to hit you on the head and pay you for it. 108 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:11,570 Hey, son. Time to fry up some dinner. 109 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:13,772 How 'bout if you give me that pan? 110 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,708 - Sure! - Ow! 111 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:19,344 You know, whether you're preparing dinner 112 00:06:19,446 --> 00:06:23,815 or just relaxing at home, the new Myman P-2000 pan fits the bill! 113 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:26,818 - This pan is pretty good. - Yeah. 114 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,721 The P-2000, more than just a pretty pan, 115 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:31,590 a pretty good pan. 116 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:33,358 Ow! 117 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:35,238 Boy, that looked pretty painful. 118 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:38,062 Nah, it's not so bad. You get used to it. 119 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:44,936 Would somebody get that darn phone? 120 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,909 Fine, let it ring. 121 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:53,611 I can't believe you let them hit you just to sell a pan. 122 00:06:53,713 --> 00:06:55,791 Don't you see how they're exploiting you? 123 00:06:55,815 --> 00:06:59,751 They're just hitting me on the... head with a pan. 124 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:03,655 - Who let these bees in here? - Earl, are you all right? 125 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,790 Yeah. 126 00:07:05,892 --> 00:07:08,292 Oh! I'm on television again. 127 00:07:08,394 --> 00:07:10,295 Ow! 128 00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:14,965 Finally, who's that adorable little baby selling pans across the super continent? 129 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:18,536 Well, we did some snooping through a big pile of press releases 130 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:21,506 and found out his name is Baby Sinclair! 131 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:22,774 And boy, are we in love. 132 00:07:24,711 --> 00:07:28,179 - Earl... - Yeah, he sure is a cutie, Leeza. 133 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:32,183 And our insider reporter tells us that Baby Sinclair is fast becoming 134 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,419 the hottest celebrity in town. 135 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:39,524 He's pan-tastic. I just love the way he hits that big green thing with a pan. 136 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:41,670 What is that? A rock or something? 137 00:07:41,694 --> 00:07:43,294 I'm not a rock. 138 00:07:43,396 --> 00:07:46,064 This gives us excellent leverage. 139 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:49,367 We can get more commercials out of this. 140 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:53,971 Whether you're a king, or just having some fun... 141 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:59,344 - Your Majesty... - I dub thee, Sir Pan! 142 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:02,880 This pan's pretty good. 143 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:07,385 And cut it! Print it! Oh, it was fabulous! It was crisp! 144 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:10,721 It had authority! I believed it completely. 145 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,423 I'd like to do another one. 146 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:15,960 Well, could be better. OK. Here we go! Let's go. Places. 147 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:19,830 I need to, I need to feel this one! So, uh, how's it going, bud? 148 00:08:19,932 --> 00:08:22,901 Mommy? May I have some fudge? 149 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,170 He's fine! OK, you! 150 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:27,605 Move it! Can we have a chair for Mrs. Sinclair? 151 00:08:27,707 --> 00:08:30,542 - And get her some coffee. - Right away. 152 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:32,877 And could I get some real cream this time? 153 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:35,413 Absolutely. Lose the powdered stuff! 154 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,716 - I want you to be happy. - Hmm. 155 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:40,919 - Excuse me. - Thank you. 156 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,755 - Hmmm. - So, you like what you see? 157 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:45,456 Uh, listen, Otto, 158 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:49,026 I had my market research boys test these commercials to figure out 159 00:08:49,128 --> 00:08:51,409 what our target audience liked the most... 160 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:53,598 - Yeah? - And here it is, in order. 161 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,367 They loved the baby, the baby's diaper, 162 00:08:56,469 --> 00:09:00,104 his fingers, his toes, his teeth, the little space between his teeth... 163 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,607 - Yep. - Baby, baby, baby, baby. 164 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,175 What's at the bottom of the list? 165 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:07,011 - The thing he hits with the pan. - That's the father. 166 00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:08,613 - Are we paying him? - Yes. 167 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,648 - Lose him. - Done. 168 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:15,153 Everyone, let's get it together. 169 00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:16,487 Oh, how nice. Thank you. 170 00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:20,091 We're going again. Once more. Places, please. 171 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:21,726 - Oh, excuse me. - Yes? 172 00:09:21,828 --> 00:09:24,195 Could I get some water? I need to take an aspirin. 173 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:27,665 Some water, huh? And I suppose you want that in a glass too. 174 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:31,302 - Oh, that would be nice. - What's next? Some ice? 175 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:34,605 A piece of pound cake? Your own private jet?! 176 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:36,741 Really? Pound cake? 177 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:41,612 That's it! I will not deal with your outrageous, incessant demands anymore! 178 00:09:41,714 --> 00:09:45,082 You are not the only blunt surface in this town, my friend. 179 00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:49,287 - You are out! - But! But, I'm Sir Pan! 180 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:52,357 - What's going on? - Uh, I can handle this. 181 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:54,392 Oh, out, huh? 182 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:59,331 Well, know this, if I'm out, my family goes out too. 183 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:01,899 Come on, Fran. Pack up the kid. We're leaving. 184 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:03,880 Now, Earl, maybe we should discuss it. 185 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:07,772 I mean, after all, this is paying for the baby's college education. 186 00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:10,808 - Huh! - Mrs. Sinclair, for your awards dinner? 187 00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:12,391 - That one. - Right. 188 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:16,314 - Frannie, he just fired me! - I understand that, Earl. 189 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:20,285 But it would be irresponsible of me to just walk out on the baby's career. 190 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:23,421 - I'll need an evening bag to go with that. - Gotcha! 191 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:25,790 He's a kid! He doesn't need a career. 192 00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:27,870 Could we talk about this tomorrow? 193 00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:29,638 I have a press meeting in 20 minutes. 194 00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:31,540 I have the awards dinner tonight. 195 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:34,065 And we've got to get this shot before lunch! 196 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,967 - Mrs. Sinclair? - Huh? 197 00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:41,473 - Frannie! - Uh... 198 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,342 Hmm? 199 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:48,880 Good. OK. Places, please. 200 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,691 - Too tight! - Sweetheart, drink your juice. 201 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:03,828 - The limo will be here any minute. - Make him wait. I'm a star! 202 00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:06,264 - Knock, knock. - Monica! 203 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,900 - Hi there, cutie. - Hey, babe! 204 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,501 - Babe? - Want my autograph? 205 00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:12,570 - All right. - OK. 206 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:18,609 "To Monica. Don't ever change, Baby." 207 00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:20,378 Oh. That's nice. 208 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:24,082 I know you've been busy, but I just thought you and I should talk. 209 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,817 We should. You're right. 210 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:29,687 - So how 'bout having lunch? - Lunch? I can't today. I'm having lunch 211 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:32,690 with the network. They'd like us to do a movie of the week, 212 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:35,626 if they can decide what disease the baby should have. 213 00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:36,828 Yuck! 214 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,396 Well, umm... How 'bout tomorrow? 215 00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:42,133 - Can't. Opening a new mall. - Ahh... 216 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,248 Oh, dear! 217 00:11:44,272 --> 00:11:47,037 The limo's here. Let's go, sweetheart. 218 00:11:47,139 --> 00:11:51,609 Well, tomorrow's not great for me either, but any day next week is free... 219 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,645 Love to. Call my assistant, Raoul, over at the studio. 220 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:57,681 He knows my schedule. I'd simply die without him. 221 00:11:57,784 --> 00:12:00,551 This was so nice. We'll do it again soon! 222 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:02,832 Let's do lunch. Call my agent. 223 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:05,323 I'll be on the coast. I'm a player. 224 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:06,857 Gotta love me! Ciao! 225 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,794 Bye. 226 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:13,397 Morning, honey. 227 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,100 Morning, sweetheart. 228 00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:19,703 Oh, great. Just what I want to see first thing in the morning, 229 00:12:19,805 --> 00:12:22,607 your big blue know-it-all puss sticking into my house. 230 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:24,609 I came here to see Fran. 231 00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:27,345 Oh, well, too bad, you can't. 232 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,413 Because our lives are too good. 233 00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:32,383 Right now, Frannie is slipping into something clingy, 234 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:35,987 and then we're having an intimate breakfast for two on the veranda. 235 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,156 She just left in a limo. 236 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:41,826 Oh, you were right! 237 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,495 The whole thing's been a big mistake. 238 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,031 It's been days since I've seen Fran. 239 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:50,034 But don't you see her down at the studio? 240 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:53,605 - No. They fired me. - How could they do that? 241 00:12:53,707 --> 00:12:56,808 I don't know. It had something to do with pound cake. 242 00:12:56,910 --> 00:13:01,345 And now she's got this glamorous jet set life and she doesn't have time for me. 243 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,715 Well, can't you call the set and talk to Raoul? 244 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,917 Oh, yech! Not Raoul. 245 00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:10,021 I hate Raoul. He always "pencils me in." 246 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,657 Sounds like Fran's getting caught up in show business. 247 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:14,658 Boy, I wish we'd never got involved 248 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,795 with this whole corrupt world of power, money, and fame. 249 00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:20,998 Of course, if they hadn't fired me, I wouldn't be saying this. 250 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:25,970 No, Earl, you're right. It's no place for someone like Fran. 251 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:30,641 Jeez, you and I actually agree on something. 252 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,510 Now I'm really depressed. 253 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,782 Oh, oh! You look absolutely sensational. 254 00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:41,886 - Aah! - Look at his skin, just like a baby's behind. 255 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,621 - Oh, it's to die. - Mm-hmm. 256 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:46,824 If there's anything you need, anything at all, just name it. 257 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,005 I'll run around frantically and get it for you. 258 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,406 - Really? - Uh-huh. 259 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:53,765 - OK, um... get me some... - Uh-huh. 260 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:56,500 - Juice! - Juice! He wants juice! 261 00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,770 - Get him juice! - Juice! Juice! Get me juice! 262 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:02,473 - Ah, and how's my little star doing? - Super, Otto. 263 00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:04,275 - Huh? - Uh, powder. 264 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,177 Excuse me. What's going on here? 265 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:09,246 - Hey! You up there! What's your name? - Wayne. 266 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,049 - Oh, OK, Wayne. - Yeah. 267 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:14,651 Let me tell you about your job. You've got a light and you've got a kid. 268 00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:18,056 You're supposed to use the light to make the kid look good. 269 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,358 He doesn't. You're fired! 270 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:24,228 - Hmm...? - Fired?! 271 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:27,731 Here ya go. Nice fresh juice. 272 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,134 All right... 273 00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:33,237 Let me tell you about your job. 274 00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:36,374 - Uh-huh. - You got a bottle! You got a baby! 275 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:39,143 Juice stinks! You're fired! 276 00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:44,082 - I beg your pardon? - You heard him. You're out. 277 00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:53,658 - Is there a problem, Otto? - Oh, nothing to worry about. 278 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,726 - Your kid just fired somebody. - Huh? 279 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:58,462 That's what we do. We fire guys. We ruin lives. 280 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,598 Cappuccino? 281 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,772 Are they serious with these scripts? 282 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,943 The baby's gonna look ridiculous if you let him do these movies. 283 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:15,457 I thought some of them could work as a vehicle for your brother. 284 00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:17,181 Are you kidding? Look at this. 285 00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:22,586 A baby dinosaur's family goes on vacation and leaves him home alone? 286 00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:24,588 It's just not believable. 287 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:28,126 So we'll get a rewrite. Script writers are a dime a dozen. 288 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,794 So! Did you find any parts for me? 289 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,907 No, we didn't get to the horror movies yet. 290 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,432 - Ha, ha. - Did you give the baby his bath? 291 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,433 He didn't like the soap, so he fired me. 292 00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:39,003 - Yeah, he fired me too. - Hi, Charlene. Hi, Robbie. 293 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,449 - Hi. - Oh, hi. 294 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,206 Oh! And who's this? 295 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:44,642 No, no, no. Don't tell me. I never forget a face. 296 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,011 - Earl! - No. That's my name. 297 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,247 Hmmm. Oh, I know! 298 00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:52,583 You used to be Fran Sinclair, loving wife and mother. 299 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:55,219 Uh-oh. Dad's trying to be sarcastic. 300 00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:57,788 Actually, I'd say he's being more facetious. 301 00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:58,756 Get out. 302 00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:00,569 And that's just plain rude. 303 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,927 - Jeez. - Definitely. 304 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:06,589 Earl, I know I haven't been around a lot, but we discussed this. 305 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:10,568 I'm only doing this to put away money for the baby's college education. 306 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:14,172 Yeah? Well, I'm not so sure this whole thing is about the kid anymore. 307 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,307 And Monica happens to agree with me. 308 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:20,211 You and Monica were talking about me? 309 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,546 A lot of people are talking about you, Fran. 310 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:23,848 And not all of it's good. 311 00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:26,784 Just say what you came here to say. 312 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:30,454 All right. You're getting a little too caught up 313 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:33,524 in this glitzy dream factory you call show business. 314 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,726 Anything more? 315 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:39,630 Yeah. I got more. Plenty more. 316 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,099 You say you're doing this for the baby? 317 00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:45,736 Well, tell me this. Who gets to ride in the limo? 318 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,404 Who gets the cappuccino? 319 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:51,075 Who gets herself a fancy new blouse for the awards ceremony? 320 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,288 You think that's all this is?! 321 00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:57,281 It doesn't matter what I think. It's what you think. 322 00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:59,283 And you'd better think hard. 323 00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:02,920 I'm not pushing him to do anything he doesn't want to do! 324 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,188 It's all for him! That's why I'm doing it! 325 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,458 It's all for him! 326 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,493 It's all for him. 327 00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:12,630 Those of you who are old enough may remember this little guy: 328 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,065 Happy-go-lucky Baby Sinclair. 329 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:19,069 Forty years ago this engaging sprite stole the country's heart 330 00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:21,338 in those Myman pan commercials. 331 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:24,641 - Ah, remember? - Sure! 332 00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:27,378 - Ow! - This pan is pretty good. 333 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,113 Yeah. 334 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,048 That was a long time ago, 335 00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:35,886 and we were wondering what ever happened to everybody's favorite baby. 336 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:40,558 Well, we found him, and here he is, Baby Sinclair! 337 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:45,262 Yeah, yeah! Gotta love me! 338 00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:48,465 - Yeah. Good to be back. - Do the pan! Do the pan! 339 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,968 Do the pan! Do the pan! 340 00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:56,340 Ah, ha, ha... 341 00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:58,676 You know what they want to hear. 342 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:02,013 - Yeah, all right, Sally. - Aah... 343 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:05,883 That's a pretty good... 344 00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:09,020 Wait a minute. That's a pretty good... 345 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,995 What the heck happened to you? 346 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,898 Show business! That's, that's what happened to me. 347 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,133 - Aah... - First the pan commercials, 348 00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:28,539 then the beach movies, a sitcom... Oh, and those talk show circuits. 349 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:30,674 - I wanted to quit... - Yeah? 350 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,076 But she kept pushing me. 351 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:36,813 She couldn't get enough! She! She! She! 352 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,949 You mean... your mother. 353 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:43,120 Yeah, my mother. She was there when I was hot. 354 00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:46,023 But where was she when I couldn't get arrested, Sal? 355 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,270 Where was she when I did get arrested? 356 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,961 I believe we have a clip of that. 357 00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:52,163 This is a stick-up! Give me money! 358 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:56,566 OK, OK. Don't shoot, eh! Hey, ain't you that kid on TV? 359 00:18:56,669 --> 00:19:00,204 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - "That's a pretty good pan!" Right? 360 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,307 Hey, that's a pretty nice watch. Hand it over! 361 00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:05,049 Huh?! OK. 362 00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:06,951 - I'm taking it off. - Hurry it up. 363 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:11,315 Uh-oh. I'm the baby. Gotta love me? 364 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,018 - Tragic. - Thanks. 365 00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:17,721 I understand you've written a book about your life. 366 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,891 Yeah. I wrote it when I was doin' a nickel in the slammer. 367 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:25,762 - Ah... - I call it, I blame you, Mommy! 368 00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:29,300 I blame you! You! You! 369 00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:33,204 Oh, what have I done?! My poor baby! 370 00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:42,491 How's that bottle, sweetheart? 371 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,249 - Stinks! Gimme something else! - That's what we have. 372 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:48,185 You'll never serve juice in this town again! 373 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:55,893 - Morning, Earl! - Morning, Monica. 374 00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:01,465 - Fran? What are you doing here? - Making breakfast. 375 00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:04,468 Hold my call! 376 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,012 Hello? 377 00:20:07,036 --> 00:20:10,140 Where's Fran? She's over two hours late! 378 00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:14,578 It's Mr. Myman. He says you should've been at the studio two hours ago. 379 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,214 Tell him I'm making breakfast. 380 00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:20,951 I do not care to discuss the subject of breakfast! 381 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:25,189 We've got a commercial to shoot! We've got pans to sell! 382 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:28,825 Earl, tell Mr. Myman we've had enough of show business. 383 00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:32,897 If our baby is going to do any acting, he's going to start acting like a baby. 384 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,600 Now, what does that mean? What are you telling me?! 385 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:39,570 - What is the bottom line?! - I'll handle this one. 386 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:44,942 That's all we have to say. Good day, sir. 387 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:49,613 Fran, Fran, I understand. 388 00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:51,793 You're concerned about your baby. 389 00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:55,886 I know there's nothing more important than your child. 390 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:59,323 So... how'd you like your own show? 391 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:01,792 My own show? 392 00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:05,195 Everybody'd be watching you. An hour every day. 393 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,964 And you can talk about anything you want. 394 00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:13,537 Cooking, household hints, how you raised everyone's favorite baby. 395 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,706 - Mama? - Hmmm? 396 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,910 - Where's my limo?! - Huh? 397 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,079 You want to know how I'm gonna raise this baby? 398 00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:26,249 - Yeah, oh. - Well, it's not gonna be on some movie lot surrounded 399 00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:28,618 by a pack of sleazy, manipulative, 400 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,155 - two-faced, cellular phonies! - Phonies?! 401 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:33,957 He's going to be raised right here where he belongs. 402 00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:39,196 At home, by a family who loves him and knows what's best for him. 403 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:44,668 I respect that! Yes, I do. 404 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:48,005 Your mama's trying to flush your career down the toilet. 405 00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:51,075 We're not gonna let her do that, are we? 406 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:58,549 Yes! 407 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:03,587 - How's that? - Umm... I'd like to see another take. 408 00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:05,622 OK. 409 00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:08,292 - Thanks. - Looking great there... 410 00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:14,064 Cut it! Print it! 411 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,734 I believe that's a wrap.